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The Schwa was Here

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They say his clothes blend into the background, no matter where he stands. They say a lot of things about the Schwa, but one thing’s for sure: no one ever noticed him. Except me. My name is Antsy Bonano, and I was the one who realized the Schwa was “functionally invisible” and used him to make some big bucks. But I was also the one who caused him more grief than a friend should. So if you all just shut up and listen, I’ll tell you everything there is to know about the Schwa, from how he got his name, to what really happened with his mom. I’ll spill everything. Unless, of course, “the Schwa Effect” wipes him out of my brain before I’m done….

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Publisher: Penguin Young Readers Group
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Kindle Book

  • Release date: March 2, 2006

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9781101660522
  • Release date: March 2, 2006

EPUB ebook

  • ISBN: 9781101660522
  • File size: 746 KB
  • Release date: March 2, 2006

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Kindle Book
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EPUB ebook

Languages

English

Levels

ATOS Level:5
Lexile® Measure:790
Interest Level:6-12(MG+)
Text Difficulty:3-4

They say his clothes blend into the background, no matter where he stands. They say a lot of things about the Schwa, but one thing’s for sure: no one ever noticed him. Except me. My name is Antsy Bonano, and I was the one who realized the Schwa was “functionally invisible” and used him to make some big bucks. But I was also the one who caused him more grief than a friend should. So if you all just shut up and listen, I’ll tell you everything there is to know about the Schwa, from how he got his name, to what really happened with his mom. I’ll spill everything. Unless, of course, “the Schwa Effect” wipes him out of my brain before I’m done….

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